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The ‘Real’ you

Who needs the Myers-Briggs types when you have the Real World personality generator? My results: Your Real World Type: The All-American Guy Your Official Real World Bio: Handsome and charming, Jeff is the perfect picture of an all-American guy… who just happens to be gay. Hailing from Washington, D.C., Jeff seems to attract the attention […]

Who needs the Myers-Briggs types when you have the Real World personality generator? My results:

Your Real World Type: The All-American Guy

Your Official Real World Bio:
Handsome and charming, Jeff is the perfect picture of an all-American guy… who just happens to be gay. Hailing from Washington, D.C., Jeff seems to attract the attention of everyone when he walks in to a room. Aside from his great body, his natural charisma seems to have girls and guys flocking to him no matter where he goes. Jeff makes friends easily and usually acts as the peacemaker in his circle of friends and family. He’s far from just another handsome face–Jeff is a man of integrity, intelligence, and complexity.

This is doing wonders for my ego.

Paris Cast Member Most Likely to Identify With: Ace

Ace? The “genuine, charismatic Southern frat boy”? Oh, wait: “As co-owner of three college bars, Ace loves… drinking and partying…” Okay, that sounds about right.

Paris Cast Member Most Likely to Hook Up With: Simon

No surprise there. Not that I’m complaining.

Paris Cast Member Most Likely to Fight With: CT

More like, “most likely to fight with, be totally annoyed by, and then secretly lust after.”

3 replies on “The ‘Real’ you”

Here’s how uncool I am – the questions on that test held no clear answer for me at all. I kept wanting to find an “other”. Guess I am clearly no longer in the MTV generation. Ah, well. You young kids think you know it all, dontcha? Bah. We INVENTED MTV, you know. Yeah. Us old guys back in the 80s. WE were the pioneers. SO THERE. 😛
Plus, it said that I walk right up to people at a bar and leave with them – something I have never, ever done.
But I guess that MTV would never release a quiz that said something like “You never drink heavily or smoke, and you drive responsibly and are never boisterous.”

eh? whazzat? What did you do with my ear trumpet, you young whippersnapper, you?

Interestingly, though not surprising given there were only five non-demographic questions, my results were exactly the same as Jeff’s.

Gene… you probably even remember the competition that TBS used to provide to MTV on Friday nights for a few years starting in 1983? When I was home visiting from college, my cousin and I would stay up until 6am watching the music videos on TBS’s “Night Tracks.”

I’m “the Virgin”?!?!?!?!

JEEBUS!

Still, I’ll be Tivo-ing this, but if it starts to resemble Las Vegas in anyway, I’ll shut that down right quick!

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