New in The Onion: the smoking gun… was it the Lhasa Apso, or the scented candles? Also, my Onion horoscope this week: “It turns out only one in every 200 Americans hates your guts. As you’ll soon see, though, that’s still quite a mob.” Heh. A veritable fount of wisdom The Onion is.
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They walk among us
New in The Onion: the smoking gun… was it the Lhasa Apso, or the scented candles? Also, my Onion horoscope this week: “It turns out only one in every 200 Americans hates your guts. As you’ll soon see, though, that’s still quite a mob.” Heh. A veritable fount of wisdom The Onion is.
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So you’ve recently had or are soon going to have a birthday? Happy [Potentially Belated] Birthday!
Ha, thanks. My birthday is May 8. Everyone, mark your calendars!