I’m in the middle of reading a New Yorker article on the “Wal-Martization of the bridal business” (“You’re Getting Married,” April 21 & 28, 2003, p. 76). It notes, “The average American bride and groom together spend twenty-two thousand dollars on the day that sees them transformed into man and wife…” Let me do my Dr. Evil impression here: Twenty-two. Thousand. Dollars.
Yikes. I figured as much, but it’s just staggering to see it in print. When I was a little boy, borrowing bridal magazines from the public library, picking out china patterns and deciding which dresses were the prettiest*, the idea of planning a huge wedding was so dreamy. Now it seems outrageous. Oh, well. I’m fickle. Check back in a few years; my royal-wedding dreams could very well recur by then.
* Stephen, once again you may rightly ask why, with admissions like that, I even have to tell people I’m gay. Heh. I believe the relevant Will & Grace quote is this, from the pilot episode:
Jack: FYI, folks, most people that meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you’re gay. Dead people know you’re gay.
[later]
Jack: Grace, did you know I was gay when you met me?
Grace: My dog knew.
Ba da bing.