I’m watching one of my favorite episodes of That 70s Show, where Joseph Gordon-Levitt guest stars as Buddy, Eric (Topher Grace)’s new (gay!) friend. He kisses Eric, thinking he’s gay too. It’s all very cute and comical. Thanks to my TiVo–to which I have yet to give a pet name–for catching this.
Eric: Look, I’m not gay.
Buddy: Yeah. Are you sure?
Eric: Yes!
Buddy: ‘Cause I just thought that…
Eric: Well, why would you think that?
Buddy: ‘Cause we’ve been spending so much time together…
Eric: Because we’re friends. I’ve been friends with Hyde for years, and I never put the moves on him.
Buddy: Yeah, I don’t blame you. That guy’s a jerk.
Eric: Yeah. [pauses] Well… that’s not the reason!
Heh.