Amanda Stern presents tips for your next public reading. An excerpt:
What not to do when reading: Do not prepare with vocal warm-ups, neck rolls or the Japanese Suzuki Method of stomping. Do not ask if there is a V.I.P. room. Do not ask if there is Kabbalah water in the V.I.P. room. Do not refer to the surrounding space as the “mise en scene.” Do not refer to the audience as “my public.” Do not try and swap spots with the headliner. Reading first doesn’t mean you’re less famous. Even though you are. Less famous.
Ha, I’ve always loved that phrase “mise-en-scène,” preferably said with a faux Frasier Crane-like hauteur.
» “Notes to a Reader,” New York Times magazine.