Good lord. The latest “WTF?” Google search referring to Rebel Prince is this. Cheeky monkey, whoever you are. (Should I really be posting this from my office computer?) Go to the cached version (it’s from my Blogger days, and doesn’t exist in MT form yet) to confirm that, of course, I have no such pictures. Nor does the only other site listed, Swish Cottage–an interesting blog by a gay Brit, whose site I remember coming across a long while back, and thinking, hey, cool domain name.
P.S. Speaking of cached pages, I recently added some code so Google doesn’t archive the site. (But as you see above, it still has older pages.) If you arrive here through a search, and a cached version isn’t available, use the internal search in the sidebar. I know it’s not perfect and isn’t as easy as having Google highlight instances of your search terms, but somehow I feel better about not having Google keep a version of my pages, you know?
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I see you watched Happenstance, too! I watched it a while back when I was in Alabama for a weekend and couldn’t get to sleep. ‘Tis a charming little thing, isn’t it?
Actually… I do have a pic of Justin Timberlake stark bollock naked:
http://www.swishcottage.com/timberlake.htm
Stephen: yup. The plot is a bit wandering, but I guess that’s the point. In any case, Audrey Tautou is luminous, as always.
David: Whoa! I think I’ve just learned to never say never. 😉
Hmm. I should start freelancing a bunch of doctored photos.
Anyway.
I am amazed at how many searches for naked hunks bring people to my website, even though there are none to be found. What is Google trying to pull here? Perhaps they figure that the Internet is so filled with porn that it’s easier just to direct searches randomly on the assumption that the odds are good it’ll hit.
Sure seems that way. It’s just funny to look through one’s search referrers and see that, yes, all the words in these wacky search strings happen to appear together on one page or another in the blog–which, translates as a “search result” to Google–but of course, the individual words, as they’re actually used, usually have no singular context.
It’s like magnetic poetry. Sort of.